Wednesday, March 25, 2009

We got these Great Horned Owls in today, they are great for keeping unwanted critters out of your garden and such. It works! We actually photographed a giant midwestern Chicago land rapper mole. The rapper moles around here totally suck, they eat all of the new shoots from the baby plants, they eat all of the roots of most plants, they just suck. The worst part about having a giant midwesten Chicago land rapper mole, is that they think they can rap. We overheard this right before the creature was scared off by our Garden Owl Decoy.

"i'm just chillin' in the yard at sprout, super off the charts like the band No Doubt-

try to get my grub on at this at this place is great, eating baby buds and roots with no plate-

nothing can stop me, i'm the dopest rapper mole, Holy crap an Owl time for me to role"-

Then it scurried off on a vintage bike. So yeah, we think this owl is pretty great.

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